The Crazy Sh*t Thread

[notalice]

After what's just happened, I decided that this was necessary, and that I should share some more of my insanity with you (hopefully) equally as insane people... and hopefully you can reassure me that I'm not the only person out there who does some pretty crazy sh*t. So here's my story:

Just before, about...20-30 minutes ago, I saw a moth in my room, flying just beside me under my light. As usual, I wasn't about to just let it roam free here, so I grabbed the nearest thing (a tissue) and swatted at it. Round one, no winner. It came back and fly around again. Round two, no winner. For round three, it managed to land on my bed and i managed to swat it off. Tie. Then, it got even closer to my head as it flapped around. Round four, almost a win for the moth.

Now, at this time I'm also talking to Nat and updating her on what's happened, and basically telling her I'm locked in fierce combat (she can vouch, I did say that!). Then, waiting for round five to begin and the moth to attack from the front, it changed it tactic and fly in from the right and it made contact. Round fecking five and the point goes to the moth.

At this point, I'm telling Nat that 'the little f*cker has balls and attitude, and that it's a daredevil MOTHer f*cker', and again, Nat can vouch, I actually said that.

And this is the point where, logically, Nat says 'get a book and squish it'. Well, my tissue is near enough a book, but I have a problem. The sly little b*stard wont land on my walls or anything, only on my bed covers. Splattered moth covered sheets? No thank you. You see this moth has way to many brains. It's smart. It knows what it's doing.

For a few minutes I face, sweet, moth-free silence, but I'm not fooled. I know that it's 'converging diversionary tactics', against something I said, followed by a note saying that I have no idea if that even makes sense, because I'm just making up the words as I go along because I can't remember the real ones, but they sound something similar to that.

Guess what. Surprise attack. Round six, another win to the moth. Here's the time where I point out that between me talking about it's tactics and it coming in for a shot at me, this little moth suddenly went from being known as 'it' to 'he'. Yes, the moth is officially a he.

(As I'm saying all of this on MSN Nat is pretty much telling me that I'm crazy, and yes, I know it!)

Anyway, here's the point where I say he's laying low and plotting his next attack for round seven, and guess what? The 'he' actually catches on and suddenly we're both calling it 'he'.

...Now here's the really crazy part. I start considering his personality. Seriously considering his personality. I mean, would he be a Slytherin because he's so sly and sneaky? Or would he be a Gryffindor because he's got so much courage and bravery? No really, ask Nat.

*sigh* I'm still waiting for round seven. He really knows what he's doing this moth... Barnaby... I think I'll call him Barnaby. It fits, I don't know why, but it does. So there it is, Barnaby the brave yet sneaky moth that is currently attempting to get into my bed with me, and is currently winning in our 'fierce combat'.

Can you believe I'm losing against a personified moth? Stupid thing is, if I catch and splat him I actually think I'll cry. He has he own little personality, and even though he annoys me, I still care about him now...

Can I call it a truce?

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Anyway, if anyone has any of their own crazy sh*t that they've just done that they want to share, if only to gain some reassurance that they are not the only crazy person out there, then please, please, please post it here and tell us your story!

[James Potter]

Gossip Girl crazy, or Alohomora crazy? I can't decide:


Natalie says (5:05 PM):
Chace Crawford has a crush on Cheryl Cole
Jenna says (5:06 PM):
lol yup
Geordie gal there's hope yet XDD
Natalie says (5:06 PM):
lol nooo he can't like her he needs to meet me
Jenna says (5:08 PM):
XD
^.^
Natalie says (5:08 PM):
*is not jealous*
nah I can settle just perving at pictures and stalking him
Jenna says (5:11 PM):
absolutely I get the feeling neither of us would even survive a close encounter with him xDD we'd both be like... complete melted mush XD
Natalie says (5:12 PM):
oh i have no doubt...and if I did manage to say something it'd just be...I LOVE YOU! i'd scream that and no doubt end up getting carted off
Jenna says (5:13 PM):
XD
Nahh you'd just be like 'MY NAME IS EMILY PRESCOTT!"
Jenna says (5:14 PM):
XD and everyone would be like... wtf is that lunatic on about ? XD
Natalie says (5:14 PM):
OMG yeah! My Name is Emily Prescott and your Chase Connors and it's 1976 and we're dating
Jenna says (5:14 PM):
XD!~
Jenna says (5:15 PM):
Then you'd see Taylor Momsen across the room and be all 'omg Elena you little slytherin sl*t!'
Natalie says (5:15 PM):
where's Granton? OMG Elena keep your eyes open Georgie is going to try and steal him away!
Jenna says (5:16 PM):
xD then there'd be Blake and Penn sitting at a table and you go 'OMG JAMES AND SERENA! ARe you two getting married yet?'
LOL!
yeah! Michelle Trachtenberg enters the room 'OMG ITS THE SLYTHERIN QUEEN B*TCH!'
Natalie says (5:21 PM):
I'd kick off on Georgie...warn her away from Granton
Tell James Serena is soooo much better for him than Lily
Natalie says (5:22 PM):
and then I'd ask Chase when he's marrying me