Who wants to write a story?

[Chase Connors]

Yet another idea taken from AWR, but I'm they won't mind a bit.

It's another forum game to pass time and to keep people involved and entertained in between posts. In this we shall make a story together, each person will write a sentence (and just one short simple sentence not a long run on one with eighteen hundred commas).

Please, do not post twice within three posts. That is to say, wait for at least two others to post before you post again. (This doesn't mean you can just switch account and post again - unless there has been no response in a while.)

Need an example? Here's the first couple from the site I took this game from :
There once was a little kid named Pete.
He hated girls.
This often caused him great distress.
One day he saw a 3 ft french girl.
Who had a pretty dress.
Her name, as expected, was not Pete.
He took a moment to look her up and down.
And began to gag.
She was quite a hideous creature.
But nevertheless a midget.
In a pretty dress.


See? Easy!

I'll go first:

A boy sat on a bench in a park.

[lisette]

His foot was very itchy.

[lukejordan]

The itch was named Jean Bob and he was sleepy.

[lisette]

Jean Bob had a PhD in Psychology.

[lukejordan]

By which we mean to say, he studied the Alfred Hitchcock classic Psycho and wrote highly respected essays on the subject.

[lisette]

A boy sat on a bench in the park.
His foot was very itchy.
The itch was named Jean Bob and he was sleepy.
Jean Bob had a PhD in Psychology.
By which we mean to say, he studied the Alfred Hitchcock classic Psycho and wrote highly respected essays on the subject.
By highly respected, we mean to say his mother displayed them on the refrigerator.

[talls]

And by refrigerator we mean an old icebox made of fading wood.

[Administrator]

The fading wood was turning a moldy green color.

[Chase Connors]

The sort of green that is actually no longer green at all, but fits no other color category.

[James Potter]

You might wish to call it more of a brown color, but yet it is not brown enough to be brown.